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Here are some funny wedding stories that some friends told us about. As with many funny stories, they are only become funny after enough time has passed to erase the stress of the event.
Funny Wedding Stories:
- My wedding party is in the limo on the way from the church to the reception. We had champagne but someone wanted wine so we stopped at a state store on the way. They pick up some red wine and on the hour plus ride, one of my bridesmaids got totally trashed and spills the wine all down her front. Ok, no big deal. The dress was dark and it probably won’t show in pictures. Then, she proceeds to try to fling the wine off of herself with her hand and shake out her dress in the limo. Not ok, I was wearing a white dress, hello?!! I freak out and drop a string of curses that would make a truck driver blush. Bridezilla! In the end, the shower of red wine miraculously missed my dress and my ranting was all for naught.
- Two months before, the florist cancelled. Two weeks before, the limo company cancelled. Three days before the wedding, the Best Man sent my hubby an email saying he was not coming. The limo company I found got lost and was unable to find me on the day of my wedding. They had my cell number, but instead called the church and left a message with our priest. He then handed a note to my husband saying the limo driver could not find me. I found the Limo and made it to my wedding. My poor husband was sweating bullets that I might not show up! The groomsmen showed up- LATE and stumbling drunk! After the wedding we find they had hit a car in the parking lot! At the reception one of them fell into the cake BEFORE we cut it. It was a complete nightmare and to make it even worse my husband ended up a little tipsy and decided to be a bit "friendly" with one of my bridesmaids!
- My wedding took place in May, on a sunny day. I thought that everything was ready and that everything would be perfect. We got through the ceremony and then went to a local park to take our photos near some blooming trees and shrubs. When the photographer was taking the pictures, he reluctantly mentioned that the sun was shining through my gown, meaning that you could see the shape of my bottom half, from my waist to my ankles! I was horrified and he had already taken a few photos. My maid of honor immediately stopped the action and declared that she would drive home and come back with a long slip for me. She actually did, and drove 20 minutes home and back while we waited. I stepped into the half slip and we continued with the photos. The people at the reception were a little concerned with the amount of time we took having our photos done; but it was well worth the wait.
- The whole wedding was full of mishaps; the engagement ring had to be returned 54 times, the florist resigned a week before the wedding, the priest doing the ceremony was moved not only out of the parish but out of the diocese and therefore we had to find a new church. On the day of the wedding, the church had an electric organ, and whilst the hymns were being played, all we could hear was a taxi cab company's messages coming over the organ and no music!
It seems that most of these funny wedding stories are based on a series of mishaps and catastrophes guaranteed to ruin this special day. It’s good that these couples are able to look back and laugh at their own funny wedding stories.
Sometimes it's the vows themselves that make up funny wedding stories.
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