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We asked a few people to relate a funny wedding night story. Unfortunately what we got could only be described NOT funny. In one story Mother Nature almost destroyed the wedding, but thankfully didn’t affect the longevity of the marriage.
- A close friend was married on a beachfront wedding in the Bahamas. Immediately upon his bride saying "I Do" the sky opened up and started pouring rain and shaking the ground with loud claps of thunder. Everyone took this as a bad omen, but they have been happily married for almost 15 years. However, the buffet didn't fare as well.
Again, this second submission isn’t a funny wedding night story, although it can serve as a reminder to make sure you don’t forget your identification when heading out of the country for your honeymoon.
- My sister got married and after the wedding was over and everyone was cleaning up, my Mom found my sister had left her suitcases at the church. My Mom and the helpers finished cleaning up, and then my parents drove to where my sister was going to live once her and her husband got back from their honeymoon. My parents left the suitcases at the back door where the only steps were. My sister heard them leaving the suitcases and came to see what was going on. My Mom said that they were just leaving the suitcases that my sister had left at the reception. Good thing my parents did it because my sister's driver’s license was among the suitcases. My sister and her husband were going to the Bahamas for their honeymoon and she wouldn’t have been able to get back in the states if she didn’t have her drivers license.
Once again this is NOT a funny wedding night story, and in fact could be described as more of a “wedding night nightmare”. Unfortunately it set the tone for the marriage with the expected result.
- Had a big formal wedding paid for by my grandparents. My husband had planned our top secret honeymoon. After I changed clothes and went down to throw the bouquet we were off to what I had hoped was the airport. After an hour drive I found myself entering a trailer park where his family’s vacation trailer was located on a lake.....in the middle of WINTER! It was the most miserable five days of my life. Love is bliss....no blind. Note: We are divorced now.
Maybe there is no such thing as a funny wedding night, but there are definitely some funny wedding stories.
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